I would absolutely KILL my significant other if he did this, but I have to admit, it's actually hysterical! And seriously pretty ugly! What would you do if your significant other did this to you?! Would you dare walk down the beach wearing it, especially with the hairy butt on the back? I might, but that's a very BIG might.
I think i'd prefer not to have people on the beach staring at me like i'm a weirdo, but then again, being different and silly and not caring what others think is what makes life a lot more fun! Don't you agree?